The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)
The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Boo, will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqi terrorist-insurgents:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over in a week.
[from my uncle, via email]
Posted by Clifton at November 29, 2004 11:48 AM | TrackBack