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May 15, 2009

ChattanoogaFC v. AtlantaFC May 16th, 2009

Chattanooga Football ClubTomorrow night (5/16) the Chattanooga Football Club takes on the Atlanta Football Club at Finley Stadium at 7pm.

There is no more important soccer game being played in the Southeast tomorrow night.

It's an opportunity for our city to take vengeance on Atlanta for their treacherous construction of an Aquarium, stealing needed tourist dollars away from Chattanooga. It's an opportunity to punish Atlanta for their poor planning & attraction of suburbanite delta bravos which has created massive traffic problems which slow us down when we're driving to Savannah.

And also because Usher is from Chattanooga, not Atlanta. We want him back (I think).

Atlanta, your day of reckoning is nigh!

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Chattanooga Events | By Josiah Roe | 5:07 PM

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Glad to know I'm not the only one harboring murderous instincts for Atlanta. This is probably the only legitimate chance a sports team from Chattanooga has to play an Atlanta team straight up, so let's give 'em a thrashing.

Posted by: Tim Kelly at May 16, 2009 9:45 AM

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