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September 25, 2008

North Shore Yoga Grand Opening, Revive, & My Candidacy for Mayor (as a footnote)

NSY_LOGO.jpgAll day this coming Saturday (the 27th) North Shore Yoga (at 2 North Shore) is having their grand opening extravaganza. There will be free yoga classes every hour on the hour along with drawings to win free yoga classes and schwag. For interested parties, the entire Chattarati staff will be in attendance performing the downward-facing-dog.

Also, there's a thing called REVIVE that evening. I hear it will be fun?

As a footnote, I'll be pulling papers tomorrow to run for Mayor. I consider this one helluva favor to my fellow Chattanoogans. The two positions I'll be running on are:

1. Securing another trashcan for the tenants of the building on the corner of E. Main & Mitchell (address 46, 48, and 50 E. Main Street).

2. Fining both Pilgrim's Pride chicken plants on the Southside $10K each time the stench-pollution from their chicken "processing" can be detected beyond their property lines.

If there are other issues you'd like to me run on/against, please feel free to mention them in the comments.

Thank you, and God Bless Chattanooga.

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Chattanooga Politics | By Josiah Roe | 11:23 AM

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+1 vote

Posted by: PhragMunkee at September 25, 2008 11:50 AM

Get ready for Littlefield to be posting old school Catacombs pictures in the Times Free Press . . .

I knew it was only a matter of time.

Posted by: Carrie at September 25, 2008 12:50 PM

Hey Josiah they took the mailbox away on the corner of 3rd and High st. so now I have nowhere to put my Netflix. Can I email the DVD back somehow?

Posted by: mark at October 10, 2008 1:48 PM

Mark I'm on that. Consider it a new plank in my campaign.

Posted by: Josiah at October 10, 2008 1:52 PM

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