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July 11, 2008

It Has My Eyes!

exp0014.jpgMedical narcissism meets digital narcissism in the form of a blog post. Had to get an ultrasound of my gallbladder 'cause I ticked if off with my diet and exercise.

Yes, bizarrely, if you lose too much weight you increase your chances of aggravating your gallbladder, which makes fat-digesting juices, which in turn stew and fester if they don't have much fat to digest. The gallbladder is kind of like GM SUV & Truck Plants: he used to have a lot to do, but leaner times, specifically 45 lbs leaner, have left him sitting idle, and he's not at all pleased.

Personally, I think he's kind of a prick. Me and my spleen fo' life!

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Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 11:41 AM

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Well congrats on the weight loss. That's really an accomplishment.

And you can always get your gallbladder removed if it's really a problem.

Posted by: ryan at July 11, 2008 12:21 PM

You are going to have to tell me how you dieted to lose that much weight. Nothing I do seems to work.

Posted by: John at July 11, 2008 3:00 PM

Kudos Josiah! I hope that testy little booger of an internal organ realizes that downsizing is a natural progression in wellness.
I'm a fan of the South Beach myself. It's always gotten *most* of the post baby off of me. Of course that means less visits to Niedlovs...

Posted by: katiek at July 11, 2008 3:29 PM

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