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April 11, 2007

Unfortunately No Robert T

Some folks are looking to change the name of the Southside to the "South Quarter". I think it's misguided, for a host of reasons. Perhaps a longer post about this later.

I'll be on WGOW this afternoon, discussing the St. Elmo Superette shenanigans and gentrification in St. Elmo. What I'd really like to talk about is what we're going to do about the zombies. Figuring out a gameplan ought to be at the top of St. Elmo President Scott Noll's to-do list, but he's slacking.

"Chattanooga's Own Douchebag" Robert T. Nash will not be present, but that's alright. I'm planning on outing him as the purveyor of the Worst Mayor Ever. That's right. Robert T. Whodathunkit?

Out of town panhandlers? Prepare to be Mannyhandled. Our City Council has managed to stop cell phone towers, chickens, and homeless people. They've got no chance.

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Chattanooga News | By Josiah Roe | 12:11 PM

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South Quarter? Are there a bunch of Frenchmen living there now?

Stupid stupid stupid people come up with these ideas. As if the new name is going to make property in the area affordable.

Despite the newspaper article, I still scoff at the term "North Shore." Changing a neighborhood's name doesn't give it a new identity, it strips it of the one it already has.

Posted by: davidm at April 11, 2007 12:40 PM

I heard that the city might be changing the name of the "East Lake" neighborhood to East Crossbury On Lakeshire.

Posted by: josh at April 12, 2007 12:51 AM

I prefer the term South Fifty Cent Piece for the Southside

And Craptown for East Lake

Posted by: wholeton at April 12, 2007 1:07 PM

Josh, thanks for the funniest thing I've read today!

Posted by: Carrie at April 12, 2007 1:34 PM

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