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March 14, 2007

When Did Chattanooga Get So Hard?

This Chattanooga Gangs vid is all over the local news. Of course, none of the folks on the vid explain why they hot 'cause they fly, why you aint 'cause you not.

Oh, and Seth Seymour of Channel 9 and his faux-hawk is my new fav thing in Chattanooga news. Bill, time for you to get on that.

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Chattanooga News | By Josiah Roe | 10:55 PM

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For real man. Life's real here. That's how it is now. You been sleepin' on the wrong cat Josiah, and you better pop out that dream. I never sleep anymore cuz sleep is the cousin of death. Keith and John will both tell you--we're living that hard reality now on Alabama Ave.

John took two drags off the blunt lastnight and started breakin' down the flag. He was like, "The blue is for the Crypts, the red is for the Bloods, The whites for the cops, and the stars come from above."

Recognize son.

Posted by: Lowen at March 15, 2007 2:53 AM

Word is bon. Right now, right now. The Chatt, the Chatt got somethin I know everybody wanna hear. There's cats comin with differences of angles.

They're on a Mission, that Tennee said is impossible,
But when they swing they swords, Eastlake is choppable.

They be the body droppers,
the heartbeat stoppers,
Child educators,
plus head amputators.
Chatty's styles are old like Mark 5 sneakers,
Laws is weak, like clock radio
speakers.

With the impact of roundhouse kicks from black belts
that attack the mic-fones like cyclones or typhoons,
They represent from midnight to high noon.

Posted by: Vincedini at March 15, 2007 12:53 PM

i find it interesting that the bankroll featured so prominently in this clip (and looped ad nauseum on every local news station) mostly consists of $10 and $20.00 bills. if these kids have any financial discipline they might be able to afford one automatic weapon in 3-6 months. and this is why the terrorists will never win.

Posted by: physicalpants at March 15, 2007 2:38 PM

Yo it be OUR time now ya heard? We gon' take it to tha NEXT level. Them Ooltewah suckaz be boxin' but they arms is too short. We been keepin it rugged an' rough ever since them fools been sucklin' on they momma's teatz. You come to Chatt-Town you gonna get a beatdown. That's what's up. You best not walk through Alton Park 'cause it's crazy after dark. I got my hand on my gun and I'll have you on the run. It ain't safe no more.

Posted by: Smoove J from around the way at March 16, 2007 5:25 PM

chatt been hard people just didnt no da hood dat i like is 4th ave,highlandpark,boonheights,woodlawns,and ic we bomin on hoes

Posted by: Diamond at October 31, 2007 8:06 AM

chatt been hard since hoes didnt see it at first dey finna find out im smashin on any slob dat cum my way if u want it cum n get it cuz ill ride 4 eastlake and highlandpark foeva ya dig man i no im hot cuz im da badest BITCH alive oh and like i said we been hard cuz

Posted by: Diamond at October 31, 2007 8:13 AM

Did you hear that, hoes? If you venture into Boonheights, please prepare to be bomed on.

Posted by: mesh at October 31, 2007 6:03 PM

I wonder if Lance Armstrong would ever consider ridin 4 eastlake and highlandpark foreva?

Could you imagine how many hoes could be borned on with all those sponsorship bennies?

please...

Posted by: Bill at November 1, 2007 12:30 AM

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