Tony's Pasta - A Study in Poor Service
How is Tony's Pasta in Chattanooga in The Bluff View Art District a study in poor service? Let me count the ways:
1. Not taking reservations
2. The hostess double-seats the waitress with your table of 6 and a table of 8
3. After not taking our drink order for 10 minutes, Manager comes over (to help assist), asks to take our order and after the first says "oh wait!" and walks over. No-one shows up for another 5 minutes.
4. Serves you a flat diet coke. When you tell them they're machine is obviously out of CO2, Manager says he'll hook up the new tank and bring me another Diet Coke. Shows up less than 2 minutes later with a still flat Diet Coke (either didn't change tank, or didn't let the new C02 cycle in before pouring another soda).
5. When a 6th person shows up and we request to move to a larger table next to ours, Managers states we can move, they don't clear the other table for 10 minutes and then when they do they seat another party there.
6. Waitress eventually walks up and asks us for our order. Gets through two people, says "oh wait!" and pulls out her pad to take down the order. Shouldn't this have been an obvious need when serving a table of six?.
7. Runny pasta sauce (this is a consistent problem at Tony's, which makes terrible pasta, though I was spoiled by La Dolce Vita and Lucciano).
8. Finally, I call today because I left my scarf. I go through the automated phone answering system hell that is the Bluff View Art District and finally reach someone at Tony's. I tell her that I left my scarf, she interjects abruptly "let me check", comes back 30 seconds later and states:
"I checked in the office and didn't see the scarf. We're real busy right now, can you call back tomorrow or tonight and maybe we'll be able to check for it?"
I've long said Tony's Pasta makes terrible Italian food (though I have been spoiled); now their service is terrible to boot.
I cannot wait for Luciano's new restaurant to open!
One final thing: to the woman who recorded the answering service for The Bluff View Art District. It's pronounced TRA-tuh-REE-ah, not TROT-toe-ria.
Chattanooga News | By Josiah Roe | 12:07 PM
Comments
i've had many similar experiences...though not at tony's. think i've eaten there once. i thought it was decent, but i think it was on the company, so hard to complain.
going through this kind of stuff sucks. hope they learn from their mistakes.
Posted by: daniel at February 14, 2007 12:23 PM
Frankly I think all the restaurants in the art district are down right awful, my bigger beef is with teh back in cafe as it serves food that is high priced but tastes awful.
The thing i give tonys is atmosphere and cheap food. That's about it. The lobster ravioli is about the only thing that I've had there that I think is worth the price, though last time the pasta wasn't fully cooked thus a little hard here and there.
1. Not taking reservations is a pain, but I'm finding more and more restaurants not doing it because of their desire to have people be turned away because everything is "reserved" and then have no shows.
2. The staff in general there is usually bad. In fact the only good staff i've ever really seen in chattanooga is the high end places, St Johns and Southside.
3. I have had similar problems with their diet coke and last time got wine because i figured it'd be harder to screw that up.
Their sauces are runny, maybe they're using skim milk in order to save our waist lines.
I have had to deal with that phone system before too and was going around and around in circles trying to get a hold of someone. Finally I called an art dealer and told them to transfer me over to a person in the restaurant not a machine, that worked for some reason.
I will say their calamari has improved, still not near Luciano's but nothing I've had has ever come close, even the true italian places I've eaten in St. Louis on the hill and some up in Chicago (cities that have an actual Italian part of the city) have not compared to Luciano's. Best Calamari I've had thus far in my life and probably best I will ever had.
One place in St. louis had them beat on the plate appearance, it was on a bed of fried spinach leaves and had a stronger garlic presence but though it was good, the garlic was a bit overpowering and lacked the suttle flavors Luciano was able to exploit. He had a way of allowing the squid to be the prominant flavor, but in a way that was good, not like some places where the squid is the prominant flavor because its awful calamari.
Posted by: holton at February 14, 2007 12:27 PM
fart district.
Posted by: davidm at February 14, 2007 2:11 PM
With the exception of one visit out of probably close to 100, I've had nothing but good food and service at Tony's.
Maybe they just hate big groups of opinionated Presbyterians and wanted you to leave. :)
The only bad visit I had was due to -- as you astutely pointed out -- runny, watery sauce on our entrees.
I brought some of my family there a couple weeks ago (five of us in total) and everything was great.
I liked La Dolce Vita a lot, too, but it was always a little sweaty in there, and there were always -- ALWAYS -- flies flying around the dining room.
Tony's bread/cheese/garlic/olive oil mix slays me, the atmosphere is great, and the food is very affordable. I also like their salad dressings. A lot.
Posted by: Bill at February 14, 2007 2:26 PM
Bill, be honest, you only like them 'cause they'll play The California Guitar Trio while you eat.
Posted by: Josiah at February 14, 2007 2:28 PM
Um, NO...???
But it would be cool...
(I actually couldn't tell you what music they play in there. As someone whose worked in restaurants for over a decade, I long ago learned to block out the music being piped in over restaurant speakers. I hate Van Morrison. One restaurant played Van Morrison CONSTANTLY. I developed mental ear plugs and still possess them.)
Posted by: Bill at February 14, 2007 2:33 PM
That's "who has" and not "whose."
Posted by: Bill at February 14, 2007 2:35 PM
I think their bread is rock hard and their olive oil "medley' is weak. Carabas and macaroni grill both have far superior bread olive oil combos. It doesn't take much for good bread, and good olive oil. I always have to pour an entire pepper and salt shaker into the olive oil to bring it up to at least bareable. Plus their olive oil isn't the best... its a little too yellowy (greener = better).
Posted by: holton at February 14, 2007 3:32 PM
hi josiah. i've eaten at tony's 3 times and each experience was pretty dang wonderful. my taste buds were happy and my company was rich. just my experience....
i rewrote my blog entry for today a bit. check it again. ;-)
Posted by: brae at February 14, 2007 3:57 PM
Holton, you live in Atlanta now.
Your opinion doesn't count.
Posted by: Bill at February 14, 2007 3:58 PM
chris and i have eaten there a lot, and have never had a bad experience. i'm sorry that you guys had a bad one.....oh well.
Posted by: erin at February 14, 2007 4:23 PM
and thanks for making outside feeds pop up in a new window. much nicer and easier to manage.
Posted by: daniel at February 14, 2007 4:23 PM
I miss La Dolce Vita too. I can't cook but after living with that family I know what Italian food is supposed to taste like. I remember the time Luciano walked in the kitchen and caught me throwing dry pasta in a pot before the water boiled. He had a good laugh. One dish in particular that wasn't on the menu - a collaboration between Luciano and some of his guys in the back - with red curry, I especially miss. So is Luciano going to open a new restaurant? I haven't talked to them lately. Last time I saw him he was talking about a pizza place.
Posted by: Gypsy at February 14, 2007 8:03 PM
The thing I liked about Tonys was it was local, which I'm all about the local pasta joints. I got Carabas last night for valentines and though the food was far superior to that of Tonys part of me still felt like I was going to Walmart for groceries.
Posted by: holton at February 15, 2007 7:44 AM
I'm with you Josiah, the food is average at best. And I've always had trouble with the service. Never quite that bad, but the last time I ate there, we waited about 15 minutes before anyone took our drink orders.
I don't like that other restaurant or their fartbucks coffee either. Fart District. So stupid.
Posted by: davidm at February 15, 2007 9:21 AM
I've had some decent food at Tony's before. The food and the service were pretty average all the times I've gone. I do remember a couple of times when the service was incredibly slow though.
The other restaurants in the Art District are even worse. I've never had a good experience at Back Inn Café, and Rembrandt's is quite possibly the worst coffeeshop in town. Really, their coffee is so weak and usually luke warm, and it just plain tastes bad.
Has it always been like this? I seem to remember the food and service being much better years ago. Or have I just grown older and more discerning (read: picky)?
Posted by: josh at February 15, 2007 9:45 AM
The saga continues: I call today, 'cause, you know, they're supposed to be "less busy". I get some girl who says "I haven't seen anything like that today." To which I say: "well, that may be due to the fact I left it at your place ON SUNDAY!" (I had just mentioned that fact).
I ask her "well, can you please ask the servers or buspersons if they found a scarf left on the windowsill Sunday night?" She responds with "oh, sure, can you call back in like 10 minutes?"
Girl needs to be fired. And then the manager for not training her better.
Posted by: Josiah at February 15, 2007 10:47 AM
Look make your own restaurant for cryin out loud. You keep saying you will.... well we're all waiting....
Posted by: holton at February 15, 2007 10:50 AM
At least Tony's doesn't discriminate against asian people. One time Ken Montgomery and I went to Mom's Italian on Market and sat there, and sat there... and sat there! No one even greeted us. So we finally left... and then I think we went to Tony's.
However, I never left a scarf there...
Posted by: emily m at February 15, 2007 12:11 PM
emily, i heard that Mom's discriminates against people from Seattle...
Posted by: megro at February 16, 2007 11:38 AM






