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August 9, 2005

How Not to Buy Clothes for Your Wife

Me: "I'm looking to buy something cool for my wife"

Saleslady: "Well what sizes does your wife wear?"

Me: "I dunno, she's definitely smaller than you though. Does that help?"

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Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 10:36 AM

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crap. thanks for the tip.

how's your crotch after the kick i'm sure you received?

Posted by: earcandycritic at August 9, 2005 10:40 AM

Hi

Posted by: Charlie Bartlett at September 21, 2005 5:27 AM

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