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May 16, 2005

Chris Holton Eats Crayons & Paste

ya, so choltie got admin access to chattablogs yesterday 'cause I stayed logged in on his computer. He will pay, I promise you all that. I could of course delete his post, but its kind of funny.

Detroit got it done yesterday. Lovely.

Saturday was J-Steel's wedding. Good times, especially when Beck represented with the iPod and we hijacked the sound gear to really get the party going. There's some gloriously beautiful about seeing Dr. Steele getting down to "Hey Ya!", proof that despite occasional evidence to the contrary, this world is still fairly awesome.

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Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 9:46 AM

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Tee hee... i'm so funny! Well, i wrote that post then realized... "this isn't that funny cause chances are josiah might actually write something like this." Well i figure were even for you changing my homepage everytime you come over.

Posted by: holton at May 16, 2005 10:01 AM

josiah,
e-mail me your NEW mailing address, mesh's too if you have his. see you, your wife, and your house soon enough

Posted by: ari at May 16, 2005 1:17 PM

Oh Chris. You rascal, you.

I love it when pranks are successfully pulled on my brother. It's a small sort of vindication for all the years of abuse we three girls suffered under Josiah's bored, understimulated mind. It was like we were his guinea pigs or something. Whenever my parents asked him the reason behind his various harassments of us, the answer was usually, “Because they're there," or "I just wanted to see what they would do.” Like the time he hid a plate under his shirt and told Joanna he was giving her one free punch in the stomach—after convincing her it was not too good to be true, she almost broke her fingers.

Our childhood would sure would have been a lot less interesting without you, JQ. Of course, then I wouldn't have the nickname "fish" haunting me for the rest of my existence, but I suppose that is a small price to pay for the privilege of having you as my brother.

Posted by: abbie at May 16, 2005 6:46 PM

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