This Crap is Why I Don't Miss California

well, I still have affection for it, but that has more to do with the scenery and my family then the rest the insanity out there. This is the worst kind of irony.

I'm reminded of a Tool song (boy, there's a band I haven't listened to in 6 years), and the lines:

"Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

One great big festering neon distraction..."

I'd probably add some things, like

Fret for your megachurch and
Fret for your themed restaurants
Fret for your bomb shelter, your Y2K supplies and
Fret for your stash
Fret for your new job, and your new job, and your new job
Fret for your transient lifestyle
Fret for what's little is left of your soul

Ok, that's a little over the top.

Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 11:00 AM

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