I Am David Brooks
Thanks Ryan
You are David Brooks! You're exceedingly smart, but
your writing is as compelling as wallpaper. You
are a thoughtful though hard-line conservative,
but lack any of Safire's verbal pyrotechnics.
In addition, you dress like you're colorblind.
Fall down, juvenile.
Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?
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Of course, I think David Brooks is far cooler than this quiz seems to think.
| By Josiah Roe | 10:29 AM
Comments
Here's what the quiz revealed: "You are William Safire! You're ruthless and cunning, and a conservative demigod. You used to write speeches for Nixon. Now you write another column on the English language which has made you the world's most popular etymologist. You hate media deregulation, but love the Bush administration. If only you weren't such a brilliant writer. You bastard."
Posted by: Hugo at December 21, 2004 12:09 PM
I'm Thomas Friedman. Lexuses and olive branches, bitches!
Or is that Lexi? I need William Safire.
Posted by: mesh at December 21, 2004 2:01 PM
I'll go with Lexi. If you were a felon who owned more than one Lexus would that make you a lexicon?
Posted by: Hugo at December 21, 2004 2:58 PM
I am Nicholas D. Kristof.
Posted by: Joe at December 21, 2004 7:10 PM
I'm Paul Krugman. I answered everything pro-war, and I still got Krugman, probably because I put the economy second to the war and am most likely to read the Economist.
Posted by: scott cunningham at December 23, 2004 12:04 PM
