Coptix on the Front Page of Wonkette

What the hell is Rove doing with a Coptix folder anyway?

I'm now officially scared of Josiah.

awesome. I love how all the leftnuts think all yall are rightnuts. hilarity.

Do you guys even host sites?

Now you guys are in a vast left-wing conspiracy theory about what the vast right-wing conspiracy is doing! Got that?

Not that I believe these crazies, it is curious why he is holding a Coptix folder.

Curious hardly begins to describe it. Subpoena the records!

Looks like someone else gets the joke too.

But, but ... it is a picture of a man holding a folder -- at a restaurant called "Porkers." Surely this is the most important journamalism since whatever happened to that one dude, Licky Dick or whoever.

heh heh heh... too funny. I couldn't have asked for better medicine to get me over this cold.

Sorry about the (s)limelight have fun with it.

Well, Coptix manages one of the nameservers for gwb43.com.

So Rove is their client. It's natural that he'd have one of their marketing folders. If he wants to give them more work, what's the big deal?

Josiah, I want so badly to out you on there. Thanks to deadspin.com, I actually have commenting privileges on all gawker media sites. But then I realized, probably half of those commenters you know already anyway, and they're just "pretending" to "theorize" about who "coptix" might be, just so they can name-drop coptix a dozen times or so. Viral, indeed.

nice job guys.... April Fools jokes are supposed to be posted on the 1st....

It must be true! It's on the Internet! DUH!

I'm curious: How does the Coptix marketing department feel about using an image of one of your clients in an April Fool's joke? Or did management authorize it?

Thanks for the helpful speculation, guys, but the photo of Rove at Porkers with a Coptix brochure in his hand came from the Gidcumb's site. And if it was Photoshopped, Dear Leader might not be happy.

And the curious thing is that I still haven't gotten answers from Coptix on WHY Rove had their brochure in his hand. I mean, typically, people just don't walk up to the President and hand him stuff, right? He tends to be surrounded by security.

Now, we know that the RNC is client of Coptix from the whois listing of gwb43.com. True?

So the question naturally arises, what additional services was Coptix trying to market through their brochure?

Things get really interesting when we realize that the gwb43.com domain was used by Justice department personnel to communicate about the US attorneys who were fired for refusing to affect election outcomes.

And you'd think it would be very easy for Coptix to answer these questions. But they don't. I wonder why?

lambert:

I think the answer is, sadly, all too clear. Everyone at Coptix was killed by a group of Sleestak.

My heart goes out to everyone affected by this tragedy...

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

It's obvious that Coptix and co' are criminals. You'll have your protection from your Rovian overloards. Must be nice, habeas corpus being punted from both angles.

I've been trying to call Coptix all day. They are not answering their phones.

And I'm a journalist!

That's it! I'm going down there...

The Sleestak are so perfect. Now I imagine the Sleestak appearing on any video monitor that Rove walks by.

I think its hilarious that this guy on this one blog commented that Coptix isn't even 'technically in Chattanooga' but in a place called Lookout Mtn. and how far Rove must have traveled to be there. Google maps are cool but far from perfect.

Thanks for the hits, guys.

How does it feel being best buds with a concentration camp advocate? Humorous? Hip? So very meta? Part of your viral strategy?

Hey Lambert, what was it like to grow up without friends?

I'm Jewish, btw.

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Don't suppose you guys helped launder that smear campaign any?

Is anyone currently investigating the connections between Rove, Coptix, Sleestaks and Porkers? There's far more here than meets the eye, but I'm sworn to secrecy.

With all my love,
Aunty Em

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