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December 17, 2005

Congrats! or, Covenant Grads Keeping the US Birthrate Steady

Who isn't pregnant these days? Its like the next hip thing. Congrats to Choltie & Janelle who are expecting a girl, The Maphets on their as yet un-gendered & unborn second child, the Stavens, the Huffines, the Cross', the Nichols, the Otts, and probably a dozen more that I can't think of off the top of my head.

Some enterprising soul needs to make a webpage that graphically displays the birthdates and expected birthdates of all Cov alumni children. I bet some amazing stats could be culled from that data. Like, a Covenant Alumn gives birth every two days, or, at any given day on average there are 38 pregnant Covenant alumni.

Back to the point, congrats to everyone. I encourage everyone to follow in the footsteps of Katie & Joel and to consider naming their son (or heck, daughter) "Josiah". I'll give you $50.

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| By Josiah Roe | 05:28 PM

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I have been attending St. Elmo Presbyterian Church for the last 7ish years and there has ALWAYS been at least one family expecting a bundle of joy.

Posted by: mrscrumley at December 17, 2005 09:13 PM

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