A Joke
lets all set aside politics, both our own and those contained in the joke that is to follow. Maybe it's cause I've got a nasty cold and am hopped up on all manner of meds (I get really loopy when I get sick), but I found this joke rather amusing.
'Cause, you know, its for lovers.
Osama Goes to Heaven
When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
| By Josiah Roe | 07:16 PM
Comments
That is very funny..I thoroughly enjoyed it. :)
Posted by: Janelle at August 30, 2005 07:32 PM
Virginians! Hah!
Posted by: Derek at August 30, 2005 10:39 PM
Pretty good stuff in a time that definitely is lacking in smiles
Posted by: crabby at August 30, 2005 11:10 PM
It'd be funnier if it was Missourians... oh wait then the joke wouldn't make sense...
Posted by: holton at August 31, 2005 11:47 AM
Haha! That's a good one.
Posted by: Jano at August 31, 2005 01:03 PM
You're freaking me out... I just told that joke today and then I "StumbledUpon" your blog. :)
Posted by: Atomic Bombshell at September 1, 2005 01:38 AM
Great one! I just hope it comes true!
Posted by: Mike at September 4, 2005 12:00 AM
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