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May 17, 2005

Cigna Employees Must Be Bored

This is the sortof strange stuff I get sent all day. I don't want this junk, nor do I know why you WOULD. I'm not sure Chris is bored, per se just the wacky people who take time to photoshop and mail these images all over the place.

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Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 11:36 AM

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No worries. I'll email this to his boss. No doubt, they must've noticed him walking around with a phone in his pants.

Posted by: Lucky at May 17, 2005 11:45 AM

that's a pretty rockin' cubicle, though. i like the...grey.

Posted by: earcandycritic at May 17, 2005 11:55 AM

Yeah, what a lame caption. I would have said, "Looks like there's a bad signal––better raise the antenna."

Posted by: Kid Shovel at May 17, 2005 12:25 PM

That's a pretty sweet red phone, although I'm highly suspect of anyone who hangs a diploma in their cubicle.

It would have been really funny if the caption read "My pants are calling, they want to go back to 1999 when cargos were cool and popular."

Posted by: Micah Carver at May 17, 2005 02:29 PM

Now come on, Cargos are still cool!

Posted by: holton at May 17, 2005 03:54 PM

What if the caption had read: I peed my pants. Sure it has nothing to do with the red phone, but it would still be kinda humorous.

Posted by: Kyle at May 17, 2005 04:12 PM

Micah, the role of the "s.o.b. that's allowed to make fun of holton" has been taken by me. So you'll hafta stop.

Posted by: JosiahQ at May 17, 2005 04:28 PM

how does one go about dialing the pants phone - or does it receive incoming calls only? and if so how do you explain it to your boss when your "pants" start ringing during a performance review
- "sorry boss, i'm gonna have to take this - i don't have an anwering machine"

Posted by: physicalpants at May 17, 2005 05:43 PM

I put one little phone cord into my belt and this is what happens...

Posted by: holton at May 17, 2005 05:48 PM

Chris, that's what you get for sticking things were they don't belong :)

Posted by: Scott at May 17, 2005 05:58 PM

My bad Josiah - being sort of an S.O.B by my very nature lends itself to mocking, especially when cargo pants are at stake. I really did like the red phone though...seriously.

From now on I'll be "the S.O.B that's allowed to make fun of Eric Spieker," unless of course it's taken. Anybody?

Posted by: Micah Carver at May 17, 2005 06:16 PM

Holy crap micah, that's a post in and of itself. So many of Eric Spieker's detractors I believe frequent this blog. [edited]

Posted by: JosiahQ at May 17, 2005 06:18 PM

What was it???

Posted by: RobU at May 17, 2005 06:27 PM

this week on "spiekerboxx: the rug below" our hero eric spieker shaves his chest and plays utltimate frisby - with sexy results

Posted by: physicalpants at May 17, 2005 07:03 PM

I say Specker is a free for all.

Of all the run-ins I had w/ him, the one thing I regret is not picking up the back end of his car w/ the Gradall when Rymer was being built...but I suppose choosing to stay in school was a better choice.

What?? Important meeting? Belts and boots anyone!?!

Posted by: Timmy at May 17, 2005 10:42 PM

[edited (sorry Micah]

Posted by: Micah Carver at May 18, 2005 08:39 AM

Hey Timmy was there a sound track for that meeting?

And Micah I would say that position has already been taken but there is oh so much more room for others to help in this position. It is definitely not a one man job.

Posted by: ARoss at May 18, 2005 09:18 AM

[sorry again micah]

Posted by: Micah Carver at May 18, 2005 09:43 AM

[sorry andy]

Posted by: ARoss at May 18, 2005 10:11 AM

[sorry Timmy]

Posted by: Timmy at May 18, 2005 01:21 PM

[sorry Josiah]

Posted by: JosiahQ at May 18, 2005 01:32 PM

Josiah, someone suggested your blog to me as a way of keeping up with things in Chattanooga while Andrew and I are in England. Sometimes, I read news of real interest to me (like the Steele/Magee wedding and our pastor's leaving and varoius goings-on at Covenant), and you are no doubt a person who has a genuine interest in seeing Chattanooga, Covenant, and Cornerstone become better and more godly places to live, study, and worship.

However, the increasing number of posts which publicly broadcast other people's shortcomings and sins is quite discouraging. This most recent line of comments (to which I'm posting) was most upsetting since, while you and others may be telling truthful stories about a certain former RD, it is malicious gossip. All of us have countless mistakes and sins in our past, and having been graciously forgiven by God, we are required to forgive others who sin against us. I can see no argument for your continually creating a record of other people's shortcomings for others to read and laugh at.

I am not sure who your intended audience is, but it is obvious that both Christians and non-Christians frequent your blog. You recently wrote that you recognize that your blog is not an exclusively in-family discussion and that with that comes certain responsibilities. I hope that you will seek to glorify the name of Christ with your blog instead of tearing down the names of others.

I feel sorry that this is the first time I have commented and wish you no ill will. I'm sorry that Andrew and I didn't get to know you and April better before we left. I wish you both all the best and look foward to being back at Cornerstone in a few years.

Posted by: Valerie at May 18, 2005 03:33 PM

Val you're right, so my apologies to all. This conversation is less than edifying by any stretch and I'm sorry for my contribution. I'll kill it.

Posted by: JosiahQ at May 18, 2005 04:45 PM

CIGNA phone system is poor and not to freindly. Also when you finally get someone on the line you are better of talking to a wall.
Lisa from PHIALDELPHIA read your CIGNA internal email and reply to the $10 refund to a customer.

Posted by: j at May 5, 2007 01:43 PM

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