I love Cholton and all that Is Cholton!
Cholton, aka Chris Holton, is possibly the coolest guy around. I think I have a man crush on him. I think I'm planning on naming my first born Holtonian in honor of the Choltonator. My second born will be named Choltore, and various other names similar to those for the various other kids that may or may not follow. I even wrote a song about him... It goes like this...
Oh cholton you're so fine...
You're so fine...
You blow my mind...
Hey Cholton...
I'm changin my dog's name to Cholton, and my cat will now be called Holton, it might get confusing but we'll manage.
You know Holton and I have had a lot of arguments in the past... I'd just like to go on record and say, every time we argued... I was wrong!! And Holton was right! He is so wise... like a little Budha or possibly even a Yoda.
I think I'll ask Jeff tomorrow if we can hire Holton to sit around and entertain the office with his antics and video game skills. I mean I hear Intel and Apple are offering a good 86K to do the same thing at their companies, and if we can just put an offer on the table close to that, maybe throw a free ipod and pair of birkenstocks in there I think we can land possibly the coolest, funniest, superfly guy this town has ever seen. I mean he is such a moral booster... he should be sainted if he were still catholic.
Also Holton is way better than me at Super Street Fighter Two, i mean he has mastered the art of Ryu to no avail and no matter how many "aruken's" I throw at him, I will never be able to match his mastery.
Plus reading his blog I have realized that graymar is a passing Fad and that I shouldn't care aboot weather I spell tings Correctly or put punctuation! In the right spot. Because Frankly Holton is smarter than me, in a dumber sort of way.
| By Josiah Roe | 12:22 AM
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What inspired this celebration of all things Chris Holton? I don't know him all that well, but I'm curious if there is good reason to march with you in your little love parade. I could write a snappy limerick, or perhaps decoupage various photos of Chris on a jar which we could then sell for profit, or I could draw an elaborate collage incorporating the word "Cholton" for you to have tattooed on your body...or the body of your first born child--whichever you prefer.
Posted by: abbie at May 16, 2005 02:40 AM
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