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October 08, 2004

Dear President Bush,

Look, don't sweat the whole "no WMD's in Iraq" thing. Just admit that it wasn't like your intelligence said it was, but that for a bazillion other reasons it was a good idea to oust Sadaam. Just 'cause there were no WMD's doesn't mean the war wasn't a necessary thing to do.

The American people, the American people who will get you elected in the upcoming election will respect that move and will vote for you anyway. It wont convince the ornery left, but it will make those of us "in the middle" a bit more inclined to give you our vote.

And, if people say, "there's lots of other evil dictators how come we aren't attacking them?" Just say: "They're on my list of things to take care of. First things first."

Good luck with the election on November 8th. Tell Barbara and Jenna I said "hello."

You're hawkish friend,

Josiah Q. Roe

P.S. Tell Dick that the next time John Edwards gives him lip that he should ground him to his room for 2 weeks with no MTV.

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Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 09:56 AM

Comments

Hell,yeah.

Posted by: Ashworth at October 8, 2004 03:51 PM

November 2.

Posted by: Mays at October 8, 2004 04:07 PM

Go Dubya!

Posted by: Nathan at October 10, 2004 05:12 PM

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