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July 22, 2004

I Contributed

I decided for this election I'm voting for Bush/Cheney & Kerry/Edwards. I really think only Bush/Cheney & Kerry/Edwards truly understand the issues central to the well-being of the American citizens, regardless of economic or ethnic backgrounds. Only Bush/Cheny & Kerry/Ewards has the experience, character, and principle to lead our country for the next four years.

Bush/Cheney & Kerry/Edwards believes in an America that's strong at home and respected in the world. Bush/Cheney & Kerry/Edwards believes we can have a strong economy focused on good-paying jobs, a health care plan that reduces costs, an energy plan that frees us from Mideast oil, and I believe we can lead a strong military and strong alliances that keep America safe and secure.

But most importantly, Bush/Cheney & Kerry/Edwards will give you alot of cool election schwag if you get involved in their campaign. I've managed to score 3 free Kerry/Edwards bumperstickers, a GOP sticker, and a GOP/George Bush folding canvas chair. I've decided that whomever has the character, drive, and vision to get me the most free stuff will have my vote come November.

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Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 02:36 PM

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Man, I'd love a Bush-Cheney canvas chair. How might I acquire one?

Posted by: mesh at July 22, 2004 02:40 PM

I hope to God that was a joke, O mighty team-leader.

Posted by: paul at July 22, 2004 02:48 PM

I've heard that the Ralph Nader jogging suit is delightful.

Posted by: bill colrus at July 22, 2004 04:38 PM

http://www.chattablogs.com/holtonian/archives/2004_03.html

I already blogged about this....

Posted by: holton at July 22, 2004 07:00 PM

http://www.chattablogs.com/holtonian/archives/2004_03.html

I already blogged about this.... copycat wannabe

Posted by: holton at July 22, 2004 07:01 PM

I HATE YOU HOLTON YOU TRY TO STEAL ALL MY GLORY I USED ACTUAL QUOTES FROM THE CAMPAIGN WEBSITE SO WHY DONT YOU JUST GO PLAY WITH YOUR NEW FRIDGE AND HUMPING DOG!!!

Posted by: JosiahQ at July 22, 2004 07:06 PM

I heard the Kerry/Edwards humping dog is a cute gift for the kids.

Posted by: Bill Colrus at July 23, 2004 10:30 AM

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