Fried Green Eric Towers
Last night I dreamed Eric Towers assualted my compound in the middle of nowhere with some kindof S.W.A.T. team. I killed them all with my MP5K, at which point Eric and I were the last ones left. I was hiding underneath a giant water tanker truck when he walked by and I shot him in the foot. I then shot him half a dozen times in the chest. He refused to die. Then I shot him once more. I think he died.
My dream then fastforwarded to me showing a homicide investigator around my compound. About five "dream" minutes into it I realized it was the same homicide investigator from Fried Green Tomatoes. I had managed to clean up most of the evidence, except for a bloody chair (why I bloody chair, I have no idea) in my back closet. The back closet oddly enough was the back closet of my old room back in California. There was also giant bins of beans in that back closet.
The investigator made his way eventually into the backroom. Then I woke up. I woke up feeling really guilty for pumping round after round into Eric Tower's chest. I really like his comics.
Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 11:33 AM
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What a coincidence, I also had a dream about Josiah that involved a group of men and a deserted setting. When I awoke, I felt an overwhelming sense of shame and a dirtiness that would not wash away with mere soap and hot water.
Posted by: Eric Towers at June 9, 2004 04:35 AM
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