Because I Love You

I wonder if there's any way to hold you liable for exposing me to that utter travasty of web-design...
Seriously people, freaky flashing backgrounds are not cool.

if I ONLY knew german that would be way cooler I'm sure

I pointed my German teacher toward the site. He can tell me whether or not it is truthful, or a joke. In my very limited less-than-one-year German education I could understand frighteningly large amounts, that's some simple stuff being said there.

Wow, that's disturbing. Here's my loose translation of the page:

Hello!

Love, young Christians!

Many people say, hey, this Christian Front is nothing more than the business of old folks —but that is totally wrong!

In the Christian Front many are young people like myself, and we are everything but antiquated! Cool!

Like all other youngsters, we love crazy music (like the background Midi probably proves), and we gladly go out and dance one off!

But there are, naturally, differences! We don't take drugs and abstain from pre-marital sex. Is that so bad? Or wrong?

We think not! Therefore, we would like to give people an overview of the Christian Front as it relates to the young — what is cool today and what isn't!

Incidentally, many people arrive and say, "Hey, aren't there too many colors?" But colors are cool, they are funny and they make you happy! But there are other uncool people, who emailed us a genuinly stupid "certificate". Read that, friends! That is totlally uncool!

Sincerely,
your Franz
Franz Wlodnik
Chairman of the youth department in the Christian Front

I'm with Ryan on this one, Josiah should be punished for that.

Thanks. My retinas were just annhilated.

What a nice gift!