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January 29, 2004

Open Letter to All Spammers

I am not, nor ever will be interested in the following things:

A Turnkey Automated System that will generated $5,000 week
A cream gauranteed to give her multiple orgasms
Anything written in Japanese
A way to increase traffic to my site
A multiple orgasm supplement for men
A way to give my business a UK presence
Super Viagra
Generic Xanax
hg Hormone
A Free Mortgage Quote
Paxil
A Way to Add At Least 3 Inches
A Partnership With A Shell Development Company in Nigeria

Thank you

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Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 04:28 PM

Comments

you forgot stress diets.

http://www.mamarocks.com/stress_diet.htm

Posted by: joy at January 30, 2004 10:40 AM

What about Porn? Are you Interested in Porn????

Posted by: holton at February 1, 2004 12:22 AM

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