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January 21, 2004

Feel Me Flow & Beth Nedeliski

Just wanna go right out there and say it:

John Totten is a bum.
Chris Holten is a spaceman.

The latest issue of The Pulse just came out. It's good good good. I think I can say it's my favorite yet. Things are in the works to bring it online soon, then you can have even more alt-chattanooga goodness. Once again kudos to Bill and all those guys working hard to put together a great publication.

I should also note there's a furious discussion going on over on External Monlogue about homeless folks 'round Chattanooga, in particular the infamous "Serpentine Belt Guy." You know the guy, taller, big glasses, tan sport jacket. His shtick is great. If you tell him you're a student at Covenant College, he tells you that he knows Oliver Trimmiew. If you say you attend New City, he'll tell you he knows Randy Nabors. The guy is a genius.

Anyways, the discussion fascinates me because of how many people are chiming in as opposed to the actual topic. Well, Serpentine Belt Guy fascinates me, but whether or not I should give him five bucks does not. If you need money, e-mail me or drop me a phone call. I run it by my wife.

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Beth you should also let Paul Nedeliski get a blog. You have a brilliant brilliant husband, who is also very tall. These two things in combination, with your sure guidance behind him, have the makings of a glorious blogger. He may eventually become the Presbyterian Dear Abbie. Who wouldn't want that? Click here to signup.

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Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 05:01 PM

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Hey JQ,

I know Oliver Trimmiew, Randy Nabors, *and* Andy Montgomery... and I want you to give me $8.50
I'll be honest with you: they're showing a movie down at the homeless shelter and I really want to take my crippled son, but I only have 83 cents and whiskey breath.

What does you wife say about that?

Posted by: Baus at January 22, 2004 04:18 AM

"Hey man my truck's down the road and I need some money to get a serpentine belt." Yeah I ran into the guy twice in two weeks once.

Posted by: Strow at January 22, 2004 08:24 AM

I just realized it's the same guy we met freshman year, which was 1995. I clearly remember the trimiew/nabors name dropping. I wonder how long this guy has been living off the naivete of the covenant community?

Posted by: bobw at January 22, 2004 09:05 AM

Damnit!! That guy got me once for $10 or $15 in 2000, caught me right at the atm so I couldn't use my usual "I'm sorry I don't have any money, I'm a poor college student."

Posted by: ARoss at January 22, 2004 10:09 AM

I think I've run into him a few times too. He knows the UTC staff too... better than I do.

Posted by: beck at January 22, 2004 10:37 AM

I hate it when bums approach me at the ATM. Once this guy came up to me right before I started using the machine and he asked for some money. I just turned around and said, "Hey, man. What in the hell is wrong with this phone?" Then I began to pound on the buttons. He walked off.

Posted by: ron at January 23, 2004 11:37 AM

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