High & Dry
Jeff wants a blog so he can make public all the horribly incriminating and embarassing things I utter during the day. So like ya, that's not happening.
I'm trying to teach my dog to do 1 thing: "kick ass." As in, "Yo, dog, kick Jeff's ass." He just stares at me, and then goes back to destroying April's shoes.
Consider that if one could teach his dog to kick ass; what more would you want from it? I put some thought into this and the only other thing I could come up with would be to be able to tell your dog: "yo, dog, _____ rock!" (insert the explative of your choice in there). Then your dog could rock on command. It would be the uber-dog, the platonic form of the dog, a dog so great it should henceforth be spelled "dawg."
Everybody needs an animal. They're the perfect combination of humor and mess. Since I'm taken, you're gonna hafta run down to the local shelter and pick yoself up one. I'm thinking about starting a whole new breed called the mexican street dog, since that's what Percy looks like.
Most of you should know Jack Black took my schtick. So I only do small, local shows. Do checkout these great pictures of the most recent of Karoake nights at the Safari pub. I'm thinkin' 'bout takin' my version of "Foxy Lady" to Europe. If anything the French should love it.
Andy takes some cool pictures. That one was from a recent work day at Isaac's new house. The chick on the steps on the bottom left is hot.
There's more pictures here, but the navigation is nigh-incoherent, so I apologize if you can't find a dang thing you're looking for. I'll yell at Beck about it on Sunday.
There are three things that make me happy 'bout this weekend: Mystic River, Kill Bill, and Intolerable Cruelty. My oh my do I love the fall movie season, and we're not even to the "blockbusters" yet.
Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 01:52 PM
Comments
The chick on the bottom right is hot also.
Posted by: lang at October 9, 2003 03:31 PM
That beard is kinda creeping me out Josiah. . .
Posted by: steele at October 9, 2003 03:42 PM
So it seems as though, from the picture, if i ever wanted to move back to Chatty, i would have to start smoking again. hmmm...
Posted by: MG at October 9, 2003 08:49 PM
I thought April was going to quit smoking? I am behind the times.
Posted by: Krista at October 9, 2003 10:22 PM
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