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September 08, 2003

Fear Me

I guess it was only fitting:


Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.

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Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 01:09 PM

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I am Optimus Prime.

Posted by: John at September 8, 2003 01:25 PM

Hey, I'm Optimus Prime too.

Posted by: nick at September 8, 2003 02:15 PM

Nope. I am Optimus Prime.

Posted by: Shannon at September 8, 2003 03:05 PM

It appears that I'm also Gigantor...must...kill...imposters.

right on.

Posted by: andy at September 8, 2003 03:12 PM

Hey, you Primes, I'm Megatron! I'm gonna kick your butts!

Posted by: gosey at September 8, 2003 05:00 PM

And I'm Robocop...

Posted by: mkrueger at September 8, 2003 11:01 PM

No IAMROBOCOP!!!

Posted by: charity at September 9, 2003 12:26 PM

I bet we're just different release models Charity... unless of course you're a secret prototype that has some awful secret weapon they built into to you to combat the secret invasion of aliens who attempt to invade the earth every 2000 years.

Posted by: mkrueger at September 9, 2003 02:43 PM

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