Consumation

This was a bit bizarre, given that I'm getting married in a little over 7 weeks. Its my horoscope from The Onion.

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
You've done endless reading on the subject and participated in hundreds of simulations, but you will still find yourself unprepared for actual sex.

Josiah Q. Roe | By Josiah Roe | 12:42 AM

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