Chuck Norris usurped by Jack Bauer!

15:37] *** blinq has changed the topic on channel #channel to The cheif export of Chuck Norris is pain. yeah well, the cheif export of Jack Bauer is death.
[15:38] shad|wrk: I think jack is chuck norris v2.0
[15:38] shad|wrk: he doesnt need the beard of ultimate power to export his death and destruction
[15:39] shad|wrk: if you removed chuck norris' beard he would turn into lassie

FUCKING PWNT!

Chuck Norris is so outdated.
His series was canceled long ago!